Ode' to Idaho

I found this while blog-surfing. I've heard it before but I was excited to have the little reminder of home. Here's the blog I copied it from.

For those of you who've lived in Idaho, or know someone who does...
FORGET REDNECKS;THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT IDAHOANS !

• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho .
• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho .
• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho .
• If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho .If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho .
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho .
• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the sameday, you live in Idaho .
• If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave bothunlocked, you live in Idaho .
• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho .
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho .
• If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho .
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho .
• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho .
• If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Idaho .